THE IMMORTAL GAZETTE

The Tale of Idun and Her Apples: A Trickster's Delight ↪ By Loki The Trickster God  Ah, Idun, the ever-so-precious …

Narcissus: A Tale of Self-Obsession Oh, Narcissus! The ultimate tale of vanity gone terribly wrong. Rumplestiltskin, Al…

The Tale of Tyr and Fenrir: A Lesson in Bad Decisions Picture Asgard in all its golden glory. The gods, in their infini…

Sir Lancelot: The Knight Who Couldn’t Keep It in His Pants Let’s talk about Sir Lancelot, the so-called perfect knight …

The Itsy Bitsy Spider: A Tale of Climbing to Doom Ah, The Itsy Bitsy Spider. The one you sang with your tiny fingers cl…

The Trojan Horse: A Tale of Deception Ah, the infamous Trojan Horse! You poor mortals, always falling for the oldest tr…

The Tale of Rumplestiltskin, as Told by Alice Our Mad Mad Queen  “Well, well, darlings,” Alice purred, her crown teeter…

Goldilocks’s Fractured Fairytale (The Real Version) So, Goldilocks—who everyone likes to think was just some innocent, …